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>*"Alright lieutenant, I read that giant Santa lore book earlier, and there was something in it that said something about Santa dying would make Satan rise again. My theory is that Satan is actually just Santa, and we need to help him remember that."

>*"I need to fly you up there so you can read the book out loud to him, but I can't get close without us getting caught in the crossfire. Any ideas?"